Maya`s Clerihews

Rules for Clerihews                                                                                           By Maya

1. They are four lines long.
2. The first and second lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.
3. The first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person.
4. A clerihew should be funny.

These are my 7 Clerihews based on The Illusionists
The Anti-Conjuror,Dan Sperry
Had a big big cherry
then he visited Cher
and never never teared again

Escape esacape Andrew Basso
You will never find Lassso
Alas alas find a cafe
then you can get a fluffy

Hello there Jinger Leigh
what are you doing on this day
I wonder if you are okay
Maybe you wanna stay

Hey Mark Kalin
Are you ailin`
Didn`t you go to River Leed
oh and had a feed

Oh you got me again Jeff Hobson
Oh now ya coughing
Why don`t  you get  up and start writing
Huh now ya sighting!?

Oh dear Phillip Escoffey
Wheres ya Coffe
You are mumbling
and grumbling

This magician Kevin James
Went to the river Thames
and then found a great Hail
then got the Holy Grail

By Maya